Rules.

This is a strictly no nonsense zone.This muse is meant to be ic at all times unless proper punctuation is used to indicate ooc, therefore if you feel like you can have any issue with his personality that might affect you irl then i highly suggest you do not interact.i am friendly, open to plot and always ready to adapt, i can vibe with planned interactions but i can also improvise and i have no triggers, but discussing beforehand is always good.i do not condone any action meant to harm the rp environment that comes from muns' inability to separate fiction from real life. I especially don't excuse muns who behave out of antipathy or prejudice.
I plot with everyone and without bias.late replies on a started thread are perfectly fine, however i expect a minimum amount of participation in the plotting phase. if an ooc message doesn't receive an answer for more than ten days i will consider it dropped and eventual connections will be vacant again. likewise, if i'm too busy to respond i will make sure to warn in advance, but usually i am active at least once every three days. just let me know if you're busy, i completely understand that daily life is the priority, however, manners are important.

Quick Prompts

Kindred Spirits at the Sex Shop | Did you just ask me where the battery operated toys are? I don't work here?? but aisle five.

Is he bothering you, Queen? | Do you need me to beat up this miscreant for you- nevermind, you obviously got this. That was an impressive hook.

I'm not looking for trouble | alright how about we lower our weapons in three... two... one... see now i'm just disappointed in us both.

Damn, you live like this? | "This is a robbery?" Well...let me see... I have a pen, a chewing gum... Oh, a button! Where are you going? Wait, come back, wait, get back here I'm bored

Kindred Spirits But At The Supermarket | you are both in line at check out. suami keeps sneaking his own items into your groceries. a) you pay for it. b) bro what t h e f u c k - taken

Thanks for visiting the stellaris archive | "I would like to donate this book to the archive." you say .
"Thank you. I'll make sure to put this exactly where it belongs" Suami replies. Then he throws it out the window. It's not his fault you have bad taste. here, take this one. this one's good. don't question it. - taken

Thanks for visiting the stellaris archive - The Thrilling Sequel | "Ouch. Who the fuck is throwing books?"

I mille volti

Inspired by che coss'è l'amor (2/5)

Anyone with a story to tell ends up in this connection, it's suami's personal vault of people he deems interesting and pretty much interacts with more often. making friends is not exactly his scene, but this is the next closest thing. don't be afraid to reach out, this muse is a bit closed-off but the mun is friendly ♡

Hai presente la luna il sabato sera?

Inspired by esercito del selfie (open)

a 500+ years old being and modern days don't really get along. There's just a limit to how many technological miracles and pop culture references can be stored in a single mind, suami certainly doesn't have the will to expand on it. you don't seem very perceptive of this. An unlikely friendship blooms between an old soul at heart and a green whippersnapper. congratulations on your new tech support job.

Ho cercato una casa

Inspired by oggi domani (open)

suami's tainting has almost ran its entire course. he's been really good at keeping it hidden, except by now it's painfully visible. it doesn't sit right with you. you thought you could trust him, that a familiar bond existed between you two, you almost considered yourselves each other's home. now there is no going back, something has been permanently damaged. you almost feel like strangers. and suami? suami doesn't say anything, like he doesn't affect him at all, and maybe he's just still learning how to recognize how that feels like and what it means. you both secretly wish to just talk again like you used to. you're also both incredibly stubborn. this longing is so heavy.

Feriscimi ancora

Inspired by in una notte d'estate (open)

do you have any idea how hard it is to find a long term dance partner in this day and age? suami's an old soul, he needs his occasional waltz to stay in shape, a foxtrot for fun, anything, really. this poor angel is almost resorting to nursing homes to find suitable dancers. like a mirage in the desert you magically appear to pull him away from these swamps of boredom and sadness. your chemistry is undeniable, the steps are clean and polished, the synergy is exquisite, marvelous. ...there's just the tiny issue of the constant bickering going down whenever the music's off.

Arrivederci

Inspired by arrivederci a bahia (taken)

(since february is near) the infamous fake dating trope: this special sale is only for couples, and your muse was really just passing by, or perhaps was even more determined than suami to get their hands on this. the bottom line is that now they have to convince the rest of the establishment of their beautiful and completely well-adjusted relationship. bonus point: they couldn't be farther than each other's type, and they keep getting details wrong.

Il gatto matto

Inspired by gattomatto (taken)

nothing bothers suami like the concept of a "guardian angel". if people end up in trouble they should take care of it themselves, he just wants to enjoy his wine, his books, his vinyls, and have nothing to do with this 'helping out' nonsense. your muse has a knack for getting in trouble or injured, and somehow suami has always been nearby, reluctantly fishing them out of danger every time. he's sort of developed a sixth sense for it. maybe, just maybe, just a tiny little bit... he cares.

Sei solo un'ombra

Inspired by lacrime di pioggia (not available yet)

under construction

Vorrei incontrarti.

Inspired by ti sento (taken)

Words don't have taste, they don't have a shape
just two intrusive eyes, like orchid petals.I hear you, beautiful submerged sculpture.
I hear you, atlantis, forgotten island.
I'd like to meet you.

Senza ali e senza rete.

Inspired by La donna cannone (former connection)

And so the cannon woman, that mighty mystery flew.
Walked into the darkest night all on her own.
Everyone closed their eyes in the exact moment she disappeared.
People still swear they were never there to begin with.And with my own hands I'll catch you, my love.
And I'll quietly bring you into my heart.
And I won't be scared if i'm not as lovely as you hoped.
We'll just fly above, flesh and bloodand we'll never return.

trivia

suami's entire concept revolves around him not fitting into either the master or slave mindset. he's a born noble master who is clearly used to a certain quality of life, and yet he also naturally finds himself gravitating towards the slave quarters, a place he visist often, adapting to the slaves' lifestyle even, uncaring of the impression that gives.
| these elements foreshadow the muse's plotline, suami is meant to become a slave at some point in time. |

on his alexithymia - on first interactions you might notice he rarely gives physical responses and clues, such as smiling, laughing, etc. that is something that eventually changes as he grows closer to the person. The inability to tell emotions apart makes him use tangible examples of what he's feeling rather than using actual terms to describe them.

why monna lisa?suami doesn't smile much, and if he does it's barely there, which is why he's been given this nickname in the past. nowadays it's almost forgotten, gone with the one who came up with it. very few people managed to make him fully smile during the course of his long life, and no one has made him genuinely laugh yet. or?

suami can be many things at once, naively rude or a perfect gentleman, it depends on the kind of day he wants to have. the interest he has for people can be nuanced and dip into friendship, romantic or sexual attraction, even genuine care, but it's all very conditional if he doesn't get what he wants. his vicious side is wisely buried but always there, somewhere.

he's old school and seemingly removed from the modern society, especially fond of ballroom dancing, will read every recommended book. he's a bit on the judgy side and it unfortunately shows. he's set on trying everything at least once, he can and he will express his opinions.

Suami loves the sea, the ocean, lakes, rivers. whenever he can he enjoys spending his leisure time on short cruises. he's particularly into sea creatures, spending too much time under the sun bothers him.

getting suami's attention is actually pretty easy. anyone with even an ounce of knowledge on matters he's not well versed in (namely technology, but the list is long) and willing to endure his curiosity is a good candidate. nothing tickles suami more than a good conversation. among other things.

there is no gender preference when it comes to his interest, and he can easily cross the line between submission and dominance as he prefers.

suami's inability to properly process or express what he feels doesn't mean he's insincere, even when he's trying to just obtain something, it's always out of overwhelming desire to know or experience. he's actually grateful towards people who enable him, but being in his good graces often means it's hard to escape him, too.